Monday, October 03, 2005

I've got PMS today

... and in case you don't know what PMS is, it is Putting up with Men's Shit.

A recent scientific study found that women find different males attractive, depending where they are in their menstrual cycle.

For example, when a woman is ovulating, she will prefer a man with rugged masculine features.

When she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol, set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump jammed up his a**.

Yup, got a bad case of PMS today - can't live with them and now we can't kill them either!

1 comment:

kaya said...

Oh that is a classic.I really love reading your blog.Puts a smile on mah face anytime Im feeling pms- ey which is generally most of the time.
Dunno how its spelt but a very good friend taught me a word in Afrikaan "LAKKAAR" the equivalent to the english "WICKED".
Thats what this is.
But I must digress, the cricket stump needs to be removed.Certain episodes of SATC lead to the conclusion that quite a few of them actually enjoy that.