Monday, January 23, 2006

Miss Communication

So, as you know, we went back to South Africa - taking our newly learnt "Arabic" with us ...

There are now more than a couple of Saffers muttering : "Up YOUR inch with a shalla". (And, co-incidentally, the hand sign that usually accompanies Inshallah means a**hole in SA!!

And "tomorrow" has become an acceptable, actual length of time - almost as long as the South African "just now".

And now, back in the desert ...

Imagine the petrol jockey's face when DH leaned out the window and said "Woza Nkosi"... priceless!!

When you drive past a car and the driver grins and says "Jou bliksem" - it is NOT actually a compliment, just us swearing at you!

13 comments:

Jin said...

Hi 'Lulu'
I've been early awaiting your next entry! I'm a Saffie living in Abu Dhabi & if you haven't moved, am currently living in the apartments above a certain motor showroom, which is just over (& up) the street from you! Your blog is great & I'd like to thank you for giving me the kick-start I needed to get my own started. Happy writing & looking forward to your next entry!

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Anonymous said...

Hi Lulu,

Whatever happened to your friend IAPMOM and her blogs? Did she make it over here?

Edgar said...

Hello Lulu, I`m Colombian, and i`m interested for a job in Middle East, i`m Systems Engineer, but i don´t really know where get information about this. Could you help me please?

Thank you for your help

Edgar said...

I was forgettin if you would like contact to me you can write to me to this e-mail sbbhkk100@starmedia.com, please put in the title, from a friend of Middle East, becouse otherwise i can think that is spam and erase your mail!!

Thanks again!!!

talasim said...

:)

Jin said...

Lulu, where are you? I check every day (without fail!) to read your next blog but there haven't been any! Hope all is well?

Anonymous said...

For Edgar,

I am also from Colombia, and I will be moving to Abu Dhabi soon. I could help you once I move there...

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WASSALAM!
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Anonymous said...

Hi lulu!!! I am here and finally connected to the net.... I need to call you.....
Will e-mail you when I get all that set up later this week, OK??

~Jenn aka IAPMOM and/or justamomusa

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