This is the message which comes up when you try to access these "dirty, perverted, disgusting" sites :
"Oh, Linda, let me .... my .... on you .... and feel the .... of your .... on my ...."
These are my own experiences, they are not intended to be disrespectful. You can judge for yourself if you ever come here. If you are new to this blog, start with the archives, these are in date order, or scroll to the bottom of this page. The current page is the latest entry. Names have been changed to protect the innocent (!) So my long-suffering husband is referred to as DH (Dear Husband) but you could substitute Daft or Decrepit, the wise-cracking daughter is DD and I am DM (Dear Me!)